My daughter and I went to the market and as we unloaded the cart to the conveyer belt, I discovered a hidden talent. I can juggle groceries. Hey, I could get a job as a cashier or bagger!
I suddenly felt like Lester, the main character in “American Beauty.” He loses his job and relives his teen years by working at a fast food restaurant, smoking weed and driving a Pontiac. I could pull a Lester, sans pot and Firebird.
But then I looked up the salaries. Supermarket baggers and cashiers earn between $8-$12 per hour. I think whatever happened in High School, shall stay in High School.